Monday, September 28, 2009

Fruit Basket: The Pineapple

The Pineapple

“Pineapple” translates to “puzzlement,”
In some forms of tropical dialect.
For it’s quite hard to know really what is meant
By “pine.” And to “apple,” I must object.
For this lexicon-twisting infraction,
Some fruits might demand legal action.
But the case would dismiss rather quickly,
Since the evidence is clearly too prickly.

1 comment:

  1. Prickly, you say? That's no excuse.
    It has no needles on it's caboose.
    Instead it has leaves, and bumpy dry skin.
    No, this fruit needs a doctor for the state that it's in.

    ...or something like that.


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